238 Quotes by Caroline Kepnes

There is nothing more terrifying than realizing that the one who knows you best loves you least, pities you even.

Los Angeles is full of places to hide a body, but when the person inside the body doesn’t love you, it’s not an easy thing, turning that breathing person into a dead one.

It's amazing how good fifty and sunny feels after you've been bleeding in twelve with a windchill of go fuck yourself.

This was not a blowjob; this was fellatio, my friends.

Making It in Hollywood is the most disgusting phrase in the English language. It’s more disturbing than prolific serial killer and rare terminal illness.

He doesn't hate me. He hates himself. If people could handle their self-loathing, customer service would be smoother.

I know. Life isn't fair. But just once, I wanted love to be fair. I did everything right. Everything. And now I'm losing you, aren't I?

The real horror of my life is not that I've killed some terrible people. The real horror is that the people I've loved didn't love me back.

It's June and the city is ripe with meaningless fecal heat. It will be a different kind of hot in LA, the kind that made the Beach Boys all tan and giddy, a heat that doesn't harass you in the shade.