46 Quotes by Caroline Rhea

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    Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

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    I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

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    Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy.

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    Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

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    I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

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    It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

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