46 Quotes by Caroline Rhea

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

I’ve got big feet, so filling someone else’s big shoes doesn’t scare me.

Don’t compare yourself with someone else’s version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester – I got gestational diabetes because I’d been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I’m not a braggy mother but she is gifted – with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, ‘Do not sing one song from Grease.’ That’s all I was telling my brain at all times: ‘Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don’t do it.’

It’s so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It’s kinda like being the guy on a date.

You can always tell when someone’s lying to you, because they’re male...