476 Quotes by Carrie Fisher

I really love the internet. They say chat-rooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing.

Guys are great before you know who they are,' said Lucy. 'They're great when you're still with who they might be.

I think of my body as a side effect of my mind.

Having waited my entire life to get an award for something, anything...I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. It’s better than being bad at being insane, right? How tragic would it be to be runner-up for Bipolar Woman of the Year?

No, as it turns out, I really like being congratulated on my weight loss. I like it so much, it's tragic.

There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.

People see me and they squeal like tropical birds or seals stranded on the beach.

Look,' he said, 'I don't think we should continue this discussion. I don't like this side of you.' 'I'm not a box,' she said 'I don't have sides. This is it. One side fits all. This is it.

Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip about me. You can't believe the things I've heard.