476 Quotes by Carrie Fisher

Mothers are great. They outlast everything. But when they're bad, they're the worst thing that can happen.

Two of the saddest words in the English language are, 'What party?' And L.A. is the 'What party?' capital of the world.

The manic end of is a lot of fun.

You know how I always seem to be struggling, even when the situation doesn't call for it?

He's a very strange guy, my father. I can't get mad at him because he's so adorable.

Here's what I've learned: that someone can change the course of history with a box cutter.

Females get hired along procreative lines. After 40, we're kind of cooked.

We live in America,' he said. 'Everyone who speaks English understands you. How they interpret you is something else.

I was born into big celebrity. It could only diminish.