476 Quotes by Carrie Fisher

I think that the truth is a really stern taskmistress.

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.

I was born on October 21, 1956 in Burbank, California. My father, Eddie Fisher, was a famous singer. My mother, Debbie Reynolds, was a movie star. Her best-known role was in 'Singin' In The Rain.'

My favorite films are ones that have my lines in it, and I like those lines. And I like to hear them.

I like performing. I like partnering with an audience.

You know how they say that religion is the opiate of the masses? Well I took masses of opiates religiously.

I spent a year in a 12-step program, really committed, because I could not believe what had happened - that I might have killed myself.

Celebrity is just obscurity biding its time.

Kevin Smith is a very challenging conversationalist and Jay has many great stories.