476 Quotes by Carrie Fisher

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

I Googled myself without lubricant. I don't recommend it.

You know the bad thing about being a survivor... You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.

I was into pain reduction and mind expansion, but what I've ended up with is pain expansion and mind reduction.

I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought that all that stuff would somehow anchor me to the planet, that it was the weight I needed to keep from just flying off into space.

Running for office is the least aerobic of the socially interactive sports ...

The trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into.

I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair,

And when you're young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with certain humans, but as you get older you get a little more discriminating.