476 Quotes by Carrie Fisher

Sex was for men. Marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children.

It’s sort of like an invitation to the White House – only you meet a better class of people in the mental hospital.

I’m a hick,” I recall saying to him. “No,” Harrison answered. “You think you’re less than you are. You’re a smart hick.” And then, “You have the eyes of a doe and the balls of a samurai.

Mothers are great. They outlast everything. But when they’re bad, they’re the worst thing that can happen.

I make them bald, I turn them gay, my work is done!

And when you’re young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with certain humans, but as you get older you get a little more discriminating.

If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

I get lots of awards for being mentally ill. Apparently, I am better at being mentally ill than almost anything else I’ve ever done. Seriously – I have a shelf of awards for being bipolar.

I’m in denial in its lesser state. It will take me a second. People around me will notice my mania first. And, my depression.