476 Quotes by Carrie Fisher

Oh! This’ll impress you – I’m actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I’m a PEZ dispenser and I’m in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can’t have it all?

It’s not nice being inside my head. It’s a nice place to visit but I don’t want to live in here. It’s too crowded; too many traps and pitfalls.

And my weight, as everyone at Lucasland can recall, was, and remains, of the “any kind” variety.

If you look at the person someone chooses to have a relationship with, you’ll see what they think of themselves.

I think of my body as a side effect of my mind. Like a thought I had once that manifested itself – Oops! Oh no! Manifested. Look at this. Now we have to buy clothes and everything.

How they treat you is not necessarily who you are.

Maybe I shouldn’t have given the guy who pumped my stomach my phone number, but who cares? My life is over anyway.

I wish I could go away somewhere but the only problem with that is that I’d have to go, too.

I heard someone say once that many of us only seem able to find heaven by backing away from hell. And while the place that I’ve arrived at in my life may not precisely be everyone’s idea of heavenly, I could swear sometimes – I hear angels sing.