476 Quotes by Carrie Fisher

What doesn’t kill men makes them stronger. What doesn’t kill women makes men breakfast.

Actors may know how to act, but a lot of them don’t know how to behave.

Running for office is the least aerobic of the socially interactive sports...

Females get hired along procreative lines. After 40, we’re kind of cooked.

What worries me is, what if this guy is really the one for me and I just haven’t had enough therapy yet for me to be comfortable with having found him.

If talking were aerobic, I’d be the thinnest person in the world.

I heard someone say once that many of us only seem able to find heaven by backing away from hell.

I did the traditional thing with falling in love with words, reading books and underlining lines I liked and words I didn’t know. It was something I always did.

You know what’s funny about death? I mean other than absolutely nothing at all? You’d think we could remember finding out we weren’t immortal. Sometimes I see children sobbing airports and I think, “Aww. They’ve just been told.