20 Quotes by Carrie Snow

When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you find that more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.

No day is too bad it can’t be fixed with a nap.

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking.

I’d like to have a boyfriend in prison so I’d always know where he is.