78 Quotes by Carroll Bryant

I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

When it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!

A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you’re going to regret it.

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

You know," Kavita begins, "I think I can pick out my own furniture. I am an artist after all. I do have some taste.""No you don't." Nick plainly states. "No man has taste. Besides, I didn't pick it out, she did. Wives are good for things like that.

Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.