82 Quotes by Carrot Top

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    People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

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    I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

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    I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

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    Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

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    I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

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    I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

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    It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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