82 Quotes by Carrot Top

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.