82 Quotes by Carrot Top

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, ‘I wish I was that good.’ People think I’m funny, and I say, ‘I’m not.’

I’ve got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It’s love-hate; it’s sexy, but not sexy. So it’s either you get it or you don’t.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn’t very funny.

There’s nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It’s frightening. I actually look pretty good.

I think it’s important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that’s probably my biggest vice.

I’d love to be animated. I’ve always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn’t that suck?