82 Quotes by Carrot Top

I always make fun of KISS because I don’t particularly think their music is anything.

It’s our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I’ve always believed that it’s important to give something back to the world and community.

Some people don’t realize that I’ve had a career pre-commercials.

People always say to me, Youre really attractive – in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.

Comics don’t like to see other comics do well.

I didn’t really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I don’t want to be known just as ‘Carrot Top.’ I don’t always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

I’ve experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn’t do very well. And there are times when something I don’t think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.