15 Quotes by Carsten Stroud

Excuse me while I jot that down in my Big Blue Book of Who Gives a Shit?

God made the universe out of nothing, and if you look real close, you can tell.

The Term “a Criminal Lawyer” Is the Opposite of an Oxymoron.

Money might be the root of all evil, but two million in stolen cash was mainly a hernia risk.

Lemon Featherlight was an ex-Marine, a full-blood Mayaimi Indian, irritatingly handsome in a piratical sort of way, a condition even more grating because all the women loved him, and made even moreso because he was actually a decent guy, and nobody needed that.

Helga Sigrid was born in Reykjavik, Iceland, and still had an accent right out of Wagner. She was almost as tall as he was, and as Nordic as it was possible to get without disappearing altogether whenever the sun came out.