256 Quotes by Casey Stengel

Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren't drinkin' aren't hittin'.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.

You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, Can't anybody here play this game?

We was going to get you a cake, but we figured you'd drop it.