256 Quotes by Casey Stengel

If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work.

Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.

Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.

Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.

All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.