256 Quotes by Casey Stengel

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

Pardon me, Mr. Craig, but how are we going to defense Mr. McCovey... in the upper deck or the lower deck?

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.