86 Quotes by Casey Wilson

At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon.

Everything related to 'SNL,' that was very sudden - from the time I found out I was joining the cast to the time I could read on a blog that someone watching the show thinks I'm fat, that was about 30 days. That blog part, that could've moved a little more slowly. But hey - it's all material, right?

I know this is a weird niche, but a lot of my female friends have these strange stories where there their dads have seen the small successes of their daughters and have decided that they are creative as well.

When I was 13, I was in my tent at Girl Scout camp, trying to change out of my bathing suit and talking at the same time. I fell out of the tent in front of everyone with my bathing suit around my ankles. I was humiliated - but no amount of humiliation has ever seemed to stop me.

I am riveted by Phaedra Parks and her performance of herself. She kills me.

I went on the road with Hillary Rodham Clinton when she was out campaigning.

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time.

To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!

I went to drama school at NYU for serious acting. So I was doing Chekov and Sam Shepard plays.