86 Quotes by Casey Wilson

The comedian just wants to get a laugh.

To clarify, the issue isn’t that I’m too fat, it’s that I’m too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!

It’s always great to get to do what you love and to do something that hopefully people will see and love.

Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of thanksgiving? I’m asking for a friend.

And acknowledge the truth. It wasn’t just our “hard work” that got us where we are. My grandma and parents paid for my college. In my early twenties my mom sent me money with the earmark “Follow your dreams.

Don’t be an anti-vaxxer.

I can never turn my creativity off.

Posturing is funny to me.

I'm a voyeuristic American.