9 Quotes by Castiel





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    I learned it from the pizzaman.

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    This isn’t funny Dean! The voice says I’m almost out of minutes!

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    My ‘people skills’ are ‘rusty.’ Pardon me but I have spent the last year as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.

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    If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?

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    I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

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