87 Quotes by Cathy Guisewite

I’d love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.

When you eat a carrot that is nothing but carrot it zooms through your system as a carrot. When you eat a piece of mass-produced carrot cake that contains 32 ingredients, your metabolism screeches to a halt while your body tries to figure out what all those things are that you just swallowed, and what it is supposed to do with them. Therefore, the problem isn’t “fat”, its piles of excess ingredients your body’s stacked on shelves and vowed to sort out later.

I’m more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.

Breaking up: It’s so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

I’m most proud of having created something that men never completely get.

I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married in real life. So both are shocks to me.