87 Quotes by Cathy Guisewite

Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm going to throw away.

There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.

I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

When Irving got Vivian it was at a point when CATHY was thoroughly disgusted with him and then suddenly saw this other side of him.