87 Quotes by Cathy Guisewite

Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I’d like more women to get to have it. I can’t think of any reason why we won’t see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future.

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re probably right.

Wake me up when I’m a size 5.

This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as ‘business calories’ so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently.

I’m married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain.

I’ve found it’s better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.

I’m lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

I can’t tell my conscience from my insecurities.