30 Quotes by Celia Kyle

He was all healthy and in shape. She’d first poison him by introducing chocolate cake to his diet. And then bacon. No one could resist bacon. It was like the Borg from Star Trek. Any second now biomechanical humanoids would come marching out of the forest. “Resistance is futile. You will eat fattening chocolate.

There are bitches with guns. Some of them may or may not look like me. Cover your balls and hide. And text me back. They. Are. Crazy. Also, new disclaimer includes bullet wounds and human-wolf rabies. Peace out.

It’s not your job to understand. It’s your job to say ‘of course you’re right, honey’.

I don’t always have to be right, I just need to make sure you realize you’re always wrong. Are we on the same page here? No? Lemme get you a bookmark.

If his sexual aura could be bottled and sold, it would make someone a fortune.

What else ‘doesn’t exist,’ but really does? Like vamps. Are they real? Do they sparkle? Are they hot? Because, lemme tell ya, there isn’t a wolf alive that’s been hit by the ugly stick.” Scarlet fanned her face. “Whew. The hotness that surrounds me is – ” Keller slapped a hand over Scarlet’s mouth.

And why am I suddenly the chick you wanna hump like a fire hydrant? We’ve worked together for years, Declan. Years.

I want to be loved. I want someone who can’t breathe without me standing beside her. I want a Warden partner who is strong enough to stand at my side and protect her with every breath in his body.

I feel like I’m playing a game without the instructions. So I’ll just make it up as I go along. That means I win, collect two hundred dollars plus I’ve just sunk your battleship. Everyone else can put their left foot on blue.