30 Quotes by Celia Kyle

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    Yeah, he’s evil with a capitol ass and lowercase hat.

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    Don’t go to the bears! It’s like Poltergeist all over again. Don’t go into the fur-lined light!

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    The perfect mate can give you the big O with a single touch. He can make you feel sexy, delicious, and totally kick ass. No, wait, that’s ice cream. Never mind.

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