528 Quotes by Charlaine Harris

If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down – or cheeks up.

Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled. I’d finally found something Eric did poorly.

It must be one of the worst things in the world, to see your child revealed as a selfish little sadist.

My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who’s good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation.

This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness.

The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you.

Mack and Denise had been in jail for vampire draining. Deeply upset, I nevertheless automatically carried a pitcher of beer and some glasses to a raucous table of four. Since vampire blood was supposed to temporarily relieve symptoms of illness and increase sexual potency, kind of like prednisone and Viagra rolled into one, there was a huge black market for genuine, undiluted vampire blood. Where there’s a market there are suppliers; in this case, I’d just learned, the scummy Rat Couple.

Sometimes you just have to roll in it.

If I quit having fun, then it’s time for me to quit working.