22 Quotes by Charles Adams

Rulers do not reduce taxes to be kind. Expediency and greed create high taxation, and normally it takes an impending catastrophe to bring it down.

Any exposed piping, go ahead and cover it with foam insulation.

As an editor, I've always known that memoirs are selective truth. I don't know that I've ever known anybody who created things, made them up, so much as I know that people edit their memories. We all do this.

You peel the back of the tape off, so when you go around the door, it seals those gaps off.

This is your standard bulb. I can plug in the energy saving bulb that's equal to the incandescent bulb as you can see.

It's three inches thick, so it's going to keep all the heat inside your water heater that otherwise would be radiating out into your room.

Its like buying a bottle of milk and getting a bottle of orange........you just would not accept it would you????

In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they retire.

Buy a tin of food with no wrapper and be surprised at tea time.