383 Quotes by Charles Barkley

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

Most sportswriters don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

We’re not all supposed to think alike.

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she’s ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can’t play a lick. Same thing.

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about it personally but I’ve heard about it through the grapevine.

They don’t let many black people in the governor’s mansion in Alabama, unless they’re cleaning.

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.

You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.

I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You’re not their friend. You’re their parent.