383 Quotes by Charles Barkley

Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I’m out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don’t play well, I try not to kill ’em, I try to make ’em laugh a little bit.

You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.

I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.

I don’t listen to the refs. I don’t listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him.

On his homesickness during the Barcelona Olympics -I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn’t been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I’ve missed it.

He’ll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.