383 Quotes by Charles Barkley

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

Any professional league that goes on strike right now - that's just suicide.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice.