1,615 Quotes by Charles Bukowski

I would give anything for a female's hand on me tonight. they soften a man and then leave him listening to the rain.

I am aware that a computer can’t create a poem, but neither can a typewriter.

Keep your money in your pocket. Or bet it on a good horse.

I’ll use the knives for spreading jam, and the gas to warm my greying love.

If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start.

I’ve never been lonely. I like myself. I’m the best form of entertainment I have. Let’s drink more wine!

You can steal my women but don’t play with my whiskey.

People just weren’t interesting. Maybe they weren’t supposed to be. But animals, birds, even insects were. I couldn’t understand it.

Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth – alongside of me.