18 Quotes by Charles E. McKenzie

Free advice is often overpriced.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.