18 Quotes by Charles E. McKenzie

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you’ll do better next time.

Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn’t suppose to.

The biggest farce of man’s history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

It’s a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

Etc. is a perfect word-when you can’t think of the right one.

People who recognize that money won’t buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

Isn’t it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.