439 Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.