439 Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

My anxieties have anxieties.

What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon.

Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.