439 Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.

Love makes you do strange things...

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

I think anybody who is writing finds he puts a little bit of himself in all of the characters, at least in this kind of a strip. It's the only way that you can survive when you have to do something every day. You have to put yourself, all of your thoughts, all of your observations and everything you know into the strip.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting...

Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two o'clock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: I'll just say we were out of town and I didn't have time to write anything.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.