439 Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried...

Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.