439 Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

You can't eat compliments.

Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

Nobody remembers who came in second.

Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes... We now have very secure dishes!

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know?

Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.

Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don't forget to take out flight insurance.

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M