439 Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same.

Why are you standing here, Charlie Brown?" "I'm waiting for that little red-haired girl to walk by... I'm going to say hello to her and ask her how she's enjoying her summer vacation, and just sort of talk to her... You know..." "You'll never do it, Charlie Brown... You'll panic..." "Besides that, she's already walked by!

Never give your heart to a blockhead.

Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..." "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please!

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped...