439 Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

Love is not knowing what you’re talking about.

Beethoven can’t really be great because his picture isn’t on a bubble gum card.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?

Wouldn’t it be nice if our lives were like VCRs, and we could ‘fast forward’ through the crummy times?

Look at Charlie Brown’s face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while.

Snoopy didn’t start off being a Beagle. It’s just that ‘beagle’ is a funny word.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren’t in the back.

Years are like candy bars... We’re paying more, but they’re getting shorter.

I wonder if there’s such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!