439 Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can’t be run away from!

You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone should vote for himself. Or we might just as well vote for Charlie Brown! Yes, next year we may even say, ‘You’re elected, Charlie Brown!

Well from now on, Linus think for yourself... Don’t take any advice from anyone!

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.

Good afternoon... My name is Lucy... I’m going to be your right-fielder... Our special today is a misjudged fly-ball. We also have a nice bobbled ground ball and an exellent late throw to the infield... I’ll be back in a moment to take your order.

You can’t survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I’ll be at the airport.

Sometimes I lie awake ay night, and I wonder, “is life like golf or is it more like baseball?” Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, “try shuffleboard.

All is well... That’s my new philosophy...