439 Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes, when you’re really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you’re unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.

There’s our excuse... we’ll blame everything on the round-headed kid!

It doesn’t matter what you believe just so long as you’re sincere.

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don’t forget to fasten your seat belt.

I’ve been thinking... Maybe you’re a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I’ve never heard of any copyright problems.

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn’t even get the late worm.

There’s nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Grownups are the ones who puzzle me at Christmastime... Who, but a grownup, would ruin a beautiful holiday season for himself by suddenly attempting to correspond with four hundred people he doesn’t see all year?

It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don’t have to talk about it.