139 Quotes by Charlie Brooker

I think the problem we have as apes is we're asking far bigger questions than we could possibly process.

I can't imagine painting my face in a team colour and roaring with delight as a multi-millionaire kicks a ball at a net.

I haven't always been the kind of man who plays videogames. I used to be the kind of boy who played videogames.

I can't imagine voluntarily standing beside an F1 track in the rain, watching motorised wedges plastered in corporate decals zooming past at 500mph.

We're inseparable, games and I. If you cut me, I'd bleed pixels. Or blood. Probably blood, come to think of it.

New Year's resolutions work like this: you think of something you enjoy doing and then resolve to stop doing it.

Games get a bad press compared with, say, opera - even though they're obviously better, because no opera has ever compelled an audience member to collect a giant mushroom and jump across some clouds.

Rather than setting yourself a New Year's resolution, why not simply pick a reason for hating yourself for the next 365 days? Takes less time, and it's easier to stick to.

It's hard to think of a single human function that technology hasn't somehow altered, apart perhaps from burping. That's pretty much all we have left.