62 Quotes by Charlie Day

I think we’re all guilty of mistaking the actors we’ve seen over and over again – we think we know them.

I eat stickers all the time dude!

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.

Don’t wait for your break, make your break. Go make it happen for yourself.

Everyone feels like an underdog, at some point in their life. Even the best-looking people and the most athletic probably have a phase in their life – a year or two – where they’re awkward or they have braces.

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

I was the world’s smallest man, covered in freckles with a squeaky, scratchy voice. And I still am, but I’ve learned to love myself.

I love Queen. Not all of it. Some of it, I can’t get into. But “Don’t Stop Me Now” is a pretty hilarious song. It’s a good pick-me-up in the car.