62 Quotes by Charlie Day

I have expanded my mind and destroyed my liver but I didn’t give up.

Thinking of Plan B muddies up your chances of succeeding at Plan A.

Both of my parents are actually music teachers. I think I got to a certain age where I decided I’d rather be a baseball player than a musician. Now, like most kids, I regret it.

I waited tables in New York, and when you’re in that line of work, you often have a horrible boss.

Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself, however plausible he may be, or however kindly he may behave; be sure that, the moment he has anything to gain by so doing, he will “throw you over.”

You’re responsible for your own character to a degree, because when it comes to the final draft of the script, you might say, “Well, I think maybe I could add this here, add that there.” But I find that I write just as well for the other characters as I do for myself. I think.

My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki.

I’m always in the elements, it seems like it’s pouring rain on me a lot and there’s crowds of people pushing me around, and it feels very real. Which is great as a actor, you don’t have to come up with too much of it. I’m always amazed.

I didn’t know that it was going to launch a quote-unquote comedic career. I just wanted to do anything other than wait tables.