288 Quotes by Charlie Sheen

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You're trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously.