288 Quotes by Charlie Sheen

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on,

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a little uncomfortable, actually. I wouldn't recommend five at once. There's just not enough guy to go around.

I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll